The Master Cleanse

The Master Cleanse
Day 1. Research and Deploy

4:51 PM - 204 lbs.
So far my plans have included a last meal and purchasing a laxative tea that I might have just drank to much of. I read the directions after I started drinking it. I have tried this before and have never truly prepared for it properly. I am overcome with resolute commitment to following the cleanse until I purge myself of the physiological need to eat. Lots of reading worshiping the porcelain shrine is in store for my future ten to twelve days. I have noticed discomforts in my abdominal region for some time now and know its time to take over and get back my bowels. Herbal tea should be doing its thing hopefully prior to my soccer game at around 9 o'clock this evening. Its about five and I am not sure if its the workout I just had or the herbal tea causing that rumbling in my tumbler.....